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In this post, you will find 47 Best 50th Birthday slogans and sayings.
50 and kicking
1/2 Way Party
50 is the new 25 (*Twice)
You are 18,262 days old!
50 is the five perfect 10s
I’m not 50, I’m 18 with 32 years experience
Don’t be jealous because I look this good at 50
It took me 50 years to look this good
You made the big 50!
Fifty & Fabulous
Look 22, Feels 18, Acts 10, that makes me 50
Looking pretty ifty at fifty!
I’m only 5 decades old
It’s not about age, it’s about attitude
You make 50 look good! Happy birthday, gorgeous!
Cheers to fifty years, Happy birthday
I’m immortal — so far!
You made the big 50! Happy Birthday
50…. the party continues
Keep cal, it’s your 50th Birthday
Half a century young!
Old fart, young heart
Happy 50th birthday! Your wild oats have just turned to porridge.
The king is 50
Hi Ho, Hi Ho its over the hill you go!
I reached 25 a second time!
Fifty, Aged to perfection
Happy 1/2 way to 100!
Too fit, Too feisty, Too fabulous, To be … 50!
Fifty, the ultimate F word
Turning 50, looking 30, feeling 20
Five decades smarter than YOU
50! You’re not old, you’re mid century modern…
50 and still totally breaking awesome
Celebrating the 29th anniversary of my 21st Birthday!
Happy 50th Birthday, Carry on regardless
After 50 years, the legacy lives on!!
50! I demand a recount.
Still amazing @ 50, Happy Birthday!
Fun, Foxy and Fifty!
50 years old or 18,250 days young!
50 Rocks
I can’t keep calm, it’s my 50th Birthday
Take a shot! I’M 50 & still Hot!
Don’t be jealous just because I look this good at fifty
Age is not a destination, it’s a journey!
The first 50 years of childhood are always the hardest!
I have 50 reasons to do what I want
Further Reading
The gray hair and onset of wrinkles that accompany a 50th birthday represent the final confirmation that youth is long gone.
Men who reach the half-century mark may find themselves envious of their back because it goes out more than they do.
Found in 50th birthday quotes are sentiments of the wisdom, maturity and gentle-nature that most people can claim when they reach the age of 50. Those who make it to this milestone can now claim the knowledge that a younger generation already thinks they possess.
Turning 50 also represents a halfway mark in the journey of life. With that milestone a person commands memories that can fill volumes. Some reflections may be unpleasant, but with those an individual can share knowledge about how to avoid their mistakes in life.
Those who are truly wise realize that 50th birthday quotes highlight the continuance of a journey in which they will see greater
levels of success, self-confidence, happiness and life’s most precious gifts – the love and respect of others. And along the way, they can also expect more visits to the doctor and bathroom.
Middle age is when a narrow waist and a broad mind begin to change places. - Glenn Dorenbush
You're still hot, but only in flashes.
You finally get your head together, and your body has other ideas.
You know you’re old when you turn down the lights to be economical instead of romantic.
You know you’re 50 when your idea of getting lucky is being able to find your car in Walmart’s parking lot on the first try.
The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once.
After turning 50, everything that doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.
You and your teeth have decided that a separation is the best thing for your relationship.
Turning 50 gives me more yesterdays than tomorrows. - Bill Clinton
Turning 50 means that you get the urge, but can’t remember what for.
Turning 50: Your back goes out more than you do.
I swear, if my memory was any worse, I could plan my own surprise party!
You know you’re old when you go antique shopping and the crowd thinks you’re part of the inventory.
Looking fifty is great - if you're sixty. - Joan Rivers
I regret to inform you that your 40s have now expired.
So many candles, so little cake.
If grey hair is a sign of wisdom, then you’re a genius!
I’m aiming by the time I’m fifty to stop being an adolescent. - Charles Caleb Colton
The secret to staying young is to find an age you really like and stick with it.
10 more years from pension, until then, work hard so you can enjoy your retirement comfortably. Wonderful 50th bday!
Classy, Sassy, Nifty, Fifty!
I hope you are happy now that you’re 50 years old. Fifty is the new “who care?” So relax, enjoy and have fun!
You know you are getting old when you go to bed before your kids
Happy 50, Dad. I am so proud to have you as a supportive and thoughtful father.
Middle age: Later than you think, and sooner than you expected.Happy 50th!
I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work...I want to achieve it through not dying. - Woody Allen
50 is the age of discovery - you discover you're old!
So far, this is the oldest I’ve been. - George Carlin
You are turning 50. But why are your candles going up and your cake getting smaller?
Like fine wine, things get better with age; you my friend are nearly magnificent. Happy 50th Birthday!
Hey Dad. I will love you more than I did in your next 50 years. Happy 50th birthday.
Have you ever noticed the number “5” looks almost identical to the letter “S”? Now that you’re turning 50, it’s just your body’s way of reminding you that you are “50” (SO) Old!
You only turn 50 once. Make the hangover worth it!
At fifty you might not be able to make a fresh new start, but that doesn’t stop you from feeling young at heart. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday. I am so happy to be with you celebrating your 50 years of life. I admire your honesty and respect your personality. I pray to God to shower blessings on you.
Happy Birthday! Your first 50 has been incredible, so I cannot wait to see what the next 50 brings.
We pulled through so many projects together and overcome our biggest obstacles. Having a colleague like you is pure pleasure. Happy Birthday and always stay positive like you are!
Happy 50th Birthday! Wishing you a wonderful celebration and an amazing year.
You are the reason not just for my birth but also for who I am today. I cannot describe how much I love you. I would like to express my respect and gratitude to you, Mom. Happy 50th Birthday.
Happy Birthday! The world is a better place for having had you in it for the last 50 years, so I hope you live to be at least 100.
Once in a while, someone comes along who makes 50 look good. Let me know when you come across them. Just kidding, buddy. Happy 50th birthday!